greatdean:

I WANT TO READ A BOOK 

READ FANFICTION

TUMBLR

WATCH TV SHOWS

LISTEN TO MUSIC

AND NEED TO STUDY 

AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY 

(via clearscorpse)

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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via what-is-it-anon)

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mishasminions:

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY OTP AND GO

I WANT TO DATE BOTH OF YOU

BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT MORE IS FOR BOTH OF YOU TO DATE EACH OTHER

AND LET ME WATCH

(via clearscorpse)

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Just a simple PSA

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

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cyberthug13:

me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(via im-going-armin)

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