I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


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armin arlert. reblog if you agree.

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Today at the Disney Store
  • Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
  • Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
  • Woman: This is ridiculous.
  • Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
  • All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
  • And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
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sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

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